#targetprobs

I go into Target for one thing and this is what happens...  Why?  Because I whiz down every aisle on the hunt for red stickers, who doesn't love a good 30% off end cap?  If I were on Project Runway, Tim Gunn would take a look at it my cart and kindly, but firmly remind me that most of the success of anything comes down to the editing... In other words, put back the ORANGE CREPE STREAMERS, I don't care if they're only a dollar.  And yeah, that hot pink duct tape for fifty-eight cents can go back too.

Now being the creative genius that I am, I will say, "thanks for that feedback, Timmy, I will take that into consideration."  :wheels squeak as I plow ahead to the checkout line:

After Baby #Selfie Alert

It was a long 9 months of watching my roots slowly get longer and darker, but compared to my platinum hair, anything looked darker.  I'm happy to say that I got my hair done and finally put on some real makeup and things have been going pretty well with the updated, refreshed look.

Just so everyone knows what I'm lookin' like these days, here's not one, but two gratuitous #selfies.